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visit him! otherwise he will remain trapped in that egg.. he needs love. don't be trifling now
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"The best trick Hell has to play against its inmates is to whisper to them that this this now is the bottom. Nothing can be worse than this. And then to pull the floor away." - Daniel Abraham "Flat Diane"
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DEAD
Icon By *zodthezen <3
+ Dead off DA not coming back.
+ Prefers to fav bomb her watchers art, will only comment when she has something to really say.
+ Doesn't always reply to a thing more than 3 times.
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Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. -- Mark Russell
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-The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist
-The Literature Samurai is my Librarian
-Be gone! Before somebody drops a house on you too!
-Edward Cullen: Vampire? Or sequin with fangs?
Very epic.
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~Moz
Co-owner of ~suchhorriblethings, the Creature Feature fan club.
It's really nice that he'll let you pet him. Gorgeous bird.
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You shouldn't hate people for who they are, you should hate them because they're there.
i wish she was still alive T^T;
[since now I'm better at photography]
nice picture. <33
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